WARNINGS

Warnings about reading my blog:
1. Do not take this post seriously
2. I can be profane and sarcastic or peppy and sweet (or a mix between the two)
3. I like details
4. I HATE PUNCTUATION (especially commas)
5. I'm really really really sarcastic
6. My sense of humor is self-deprecating sometimes (a.k.a. I'm trying to be funny.  I'm not (usually) fishing for compliments (but will accept them gladly))
7. Many of my jokes fall flat
8. I will LOVE you if you read my blog (this is the one item on this list that can be taken completely seriously)